1. If you swallow a battery you get to go to the hospital where they take cool pictures of your stomach and try to decide if they have to perform surgery. You also get to see your mother practice relaxation breathing.
2. When you live on a farm it's OK to pee outside, even in below freezing weather.
3. Nacho Libre is the coolest movie ever made EVER!
4. "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" is TOO an appropriate church song.
5. According to Poison Control eating a whole bottle of Tums will not hurt you... Also, the dog's thyroid medication is not poisonous; neither is White-Out, permanent marker, or the solution dad has to drink before his colonoscopy.
6. Mountain biking is an indoor sport...so is cliff diving, high jumping, and MMA fighting.
No comments:
Post a Comment